she was so not down for the gang bang
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
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The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
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Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
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