May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
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im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
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Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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