So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
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Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
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it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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