oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
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If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
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Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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