So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
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im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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