Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
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I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
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You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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