So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
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his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
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You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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