have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
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Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
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I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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