she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
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Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
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You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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