What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
i love accidental penises.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
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the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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