Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
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I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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