so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
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You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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