two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
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His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
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This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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