I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
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not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
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I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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