It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
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I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
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Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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