i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i think my mom watched the whole time
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
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I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
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Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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