everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
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I wish life had little blips of pornography
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
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I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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