i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
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Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
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Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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