I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
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I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
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It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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