your thong is hanging out like whoa
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
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I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
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So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
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