Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
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YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
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Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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