You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
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I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
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Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
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