Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
my being single is dangerous.
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
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finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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