Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
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Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
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I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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