Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
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Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
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I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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