When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
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5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
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You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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