I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
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I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
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The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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