The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
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you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
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So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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