I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
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girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
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He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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