and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
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He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
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I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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