is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
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she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
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I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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