Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
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I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
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Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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