This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
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Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
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This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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