she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
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just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
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People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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