That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
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Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
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Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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