..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
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Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
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He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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