Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
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I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
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I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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