In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
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Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
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Blow job season was short but glorious.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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