I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
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Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
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We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Randomize