dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
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He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
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We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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