so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
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that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
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He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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