Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
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I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
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You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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