And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
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The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
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I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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