I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
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Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
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Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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