After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
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I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
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He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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