Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
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he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
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Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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