C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I am available for nakedness
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Panties = found
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