You work out of a Hotel?
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
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Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I AM VODKA MAN
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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