Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
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That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
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By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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