i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
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Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
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Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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